Conan Exiles, Funcom’s open world survival game, is now in Early Access on PC.

That’s all well and good, and you should definitely check it out if you’re looking for brutal combat, city-building, and big, customizable swinging cocks.

Warning: it gets pretty NSFW from this point onward. More specifically, we’re going to show you digital dicks and ball sacks. We hope you can handle it.

Chris Livingstone, editor at PC Gamer, has decided to share with the world Conan Exiles’ unique approach to nudity and genitals, in the form of a few GIFs.

This one shows the “endowment” slider in the character customization screen, which lets players pick the size of their penis if they choose a male body, or the size of their breasts if they choose a female. It truly is mesmerizing to watch, and you definitely should do that with as many people around you as possible.

While boob physics are nothing new to video games, you can’t say the same about dick physics. And boy, does Conan Exiles have dick physics.

Here are more GIFs , showing just how… lively your dong can be in the game, from a few creative angles.

Since you spend the beginning of the game butt-naked, you’ll have plenty of time to run around, jump, squat and generally appreciate your new virtual body. Here’s another lovely GIF from Destructoid. Enjoy!

Conan Exiles is now available in Early Access on PC through Steam. Pants not included.


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